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Universally Connected

In my dreams, I see the universes of our fantasies being connected for real instead of just as a dream. I believe that any "dream world" we concept is real, and certain people are granted a glimpse into it to share with everyone else.
Are we all not made of stardust?
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lifehackable:

How to relationship.

We control the sky.

I shoot the house. Then I’ll check the security tapes.
Friend playing The Robotic Age for the first time.
saunteringspoopy:

end-of-ottergelion:

lancerbuck:

tenderule34:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.



What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m making fucking dolphin sounds right now

Get that shit the fuck out of here.

What the fuck that still doesn’t make 10

what the fuck

….I believe this teacher needs to go back to your basic math class. Even if you subtract three from the 5 to give you 2 to add to 8, you’re still left with an outlier of 3 that needs to be added because you can’t just magically subtract things and then add them back.

saunteringspoopy:

end-of-ottergelion:

lancerbuck:

tenderule34:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m making fucking dolphin sounds right now

Get that shit the fuck out of here.

What the fuck that still doesn’t make 10

what the fuck

….I believe this teacher needs to go back to your basic math class. Even if you subtract three from the 5 to give you 2 to add to 8, you’re still left with an outlier of 3 that needs to be added because you can’t just magically subtract things and then add them back.

#this is why I'm not a teacher#this is why I feel horrid for my friends with teaching degrees#and my parents#and everyone else#because this is complete and utter shit and the peopel who design education in the United States obviously forgot their basics of school#because obviously if you've never worked in it or have spent years outside of the classroom you are completely qualified to create curriculu#Fucking hell this is fucking 13 not 10. You can't get 10 out of this without having 3 left over

Parenting Styles 101 with Joe West

continueplease:

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

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My city

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

kathuon:

Kind of a late Father’s Day doodle:  Zuko and daughter enjoying tea :D

kathuon:

Kind of a late Father’s Day doodle:  Zuko and daughter enjoying tea :D

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye