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its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

(Source: boywhocriedwerewolfarchive)

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from sashoozle. 88,460 notes.

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from captalnrogers. 88,949 notes.

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from frozenfangs. 52,687 notes.

myjourney-myhealth-mylife:

head-caught-flame:

How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.

E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from captalnrogers. 136,341 notes.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from frozenfangs. 61,890 notes.

vivalanorge:

ayamekichida:

YOU DID A GOOD THING DEEN

Oh man check out those cosplays

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from tragedysorbet. 8,729 notes.

khinsider:

Some of the many cards you can get in the on-going anniversary event. We’ll edit more into this post as they come!

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from khinsider. 693 notes.

swissystein:

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from tragedysorbet. 259 notes.

Bus Roots is a living garden planted on the roofs of city buses (NY). It’s an effort that rose out of New York City designer Marco Antonio Castro Cosio’s graduate thesis at the NYU

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from victors-von-d. 39,650 notes.

sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

Posted 7-24-14. Reblogged from kiotsukatanna. 183,270 notes.
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